Top Ten 10 Craziest Science Stuff You Didn’t Know

You can Hypnotize Chickens

A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.

If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

You can have an erection once dead

A death erection (sometimes referred to as “angel lust”) is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down – the cadaver remaining in this position. During life, the pumping of blood by the heart ensures a relatively even distribution around the blood vessels of the human body. Once this mechanism has ended, only the force of gravity acts upon the blood. As with any mass, the blood settles at the lowest point of the body and causes edema or swelling to occur; the discoloration caused by this is called lividity.
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Your hand can have a life of it’s own

Alien hand syndrome (or Dr. Strangelove syndrome) is an unusual neurological disorder in which one of the sufferer’s hands seems to take on a life of its own.

AHS is best documented in cases where a person has had the two hemispheres of their brain surgically separated, a procedure sometimes used to relieve the symptoms of extreme cases of epilepsy. It also occurs in some cases after other brain surgery, strokes, or infections. The HAND is after you!

Don’t laugh too much, it can kill you

Fatal hilarity is death as a result of laughter. In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs (hey, it wasn’t THAT funny).

On 24 March 1975 Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King’s Lynn, England, literally died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies. According to his wife, who was a witness, Mitchell was unable to stop laughing whilst watching a sketch in the episode “Kung Fu Kapers” in which Tim Brooke-Taylor, dressed as a kilted Scotsman, used a set of bagpipes to defend himself from a psychopathic black pudding in a demonstration of the Scottish martial art of “Hoots-Toot-ochaye”. After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell’s final moments so pleasant.

A weapon could make you Gay

Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a U.S. Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause “homosexual behaviour”. So that’s how they got Saddam!

It’s true, Men can breastfeed

The phenomenon of male lactation in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate a human male’s mammary glands.

Male lactation is most commonly caused by hormonal treatments given to men suffering from prostate cancer. It is also possible for males (and females) to induce lactation through constant massage and simulated ‘sucking’ of the nipple over a long period of time (months).

Bart Simpson’s Tomacco ( Half Tomato Half Tobacco) was possible

A tomacco is originally a fictional hybrid fruit that is half tomato and half tobacco, from the 1999 episode “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” of The Simpsons; the method used to create the tomacco in the episode is fictional.

The tomacco became real when it was allegedly produced in 2003. Inspired by The Simpsons, Rob Baur of Lake Oswego, Oregon successfully grafted a tomato plant onto the roots of a tobacco plant, which was possible because both plants come from the same family.

It’s OK to have a third nipple

A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple) is an additional nipple occurring in mammals including humans. Often mistaken for moles, supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 2% in females, less in males. The nipples appear along the two vertical “milk lines” which start in the armpit on each side, run down through the typical nipples and end at the groin. They are classified into eight levels of completeness from a simple patch of hair to a milk-bearing breast in miniature.

You can die on the Toilet

There are many toilet-related injuries and some toilet-related deaths throughout history and in urban legends.

In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet.

George II of Great Britain died on the toilet on 25 October 1760 from an aortic dissection. According to Horace Walpole’s memoirs, King George “rose as usual at six, and drank his chocolate; for all his actions were invariably methodic. A quarter after seven he went into a little closet. His German valet de chambre in waiting heard a noise, and running in, found the King dead on the floor.”

Picking one’s nose and eating it might be healthy

Mucophagy (literally mucus-eating, also referred as picking one’s nose and eating it) is the consumption of the nasal mucus, boogers, and other detritus obtained from nose-picking.

Some research suggests that mucophagy may be a natural and even healthy activity, which exposes the digestive system to bacteria accumulated in the mucus, thereby helping to strengthen the immune system.

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27 Responses

  1. JAy says:

    Finally an excuse to eat my boogers!

  2. sir jorge says:

    I’m so going to impress everyone now.

  3. Ed says:

    I can breastfeed, eat my snot, and then die on a toilet while laughing hysterically about the creation of tomacco before getting a death-boner. That’s a hell of a day.

  4. raoul says:

    As a long time chicken rancher I think the first one is wrong. The traditional method involves turning the bird upside down.

  5. Mike says:

    How exactly is the Gay Bomb(TM) science? It’s just a speculation.

  6. zach says:

    The donkey was actually drunk, which is probably why it was so funny.

  7. Phil E. Drifter says:

    Yes, the US military researched how to make a ‘gay-bomb’ and ‘gay-guns’ but no, they never succeeded, so that one is false.

  8. Will says:

    Actually, the Gay Bomb project was scientifically feasible. It was going to be a munition-spread aerosol aphrodisiac, with the ability to trigger intense arousal and associate it chemically with the male hormone response. I remember when that report first came out (no pun intended). The reason DARPA didn’t pursue the project was because of what they termed the ‘potentially poor social reception’ the weapon system would receive. In other words, yeah it would have worked great but what would people say???

  9. emptyhandkiller says:

    When I was a kid, I used to glue birdseed to my stiff love sausage, and then let a chicken peck the seed off of it. That was the best sex I ever had!

  10. dana says:

    Oh…I was elbow deep into my left nostril when I read that last one. Usualy I just wipe them on the keyboard of my coworker, but for health purposes, today I ate it.

  11. dana says:

    How do you know they never completed the gay bomb? Your government tells you all their top secret whatsits?

  12. Jayson says:

    I think they army tested such a bomb in the late 70′s early 80′s… Of the coast of San Fransico…

    IDK you tell me did the test work? I guess we will never know?

  13. Force says:

    By holding its head down against the ground, the Death Erection seems to take on a life of its own. In addition the male individual dies face-down in the throws of fatal hilarity while consuming figs. But you can find Mitchell twenty-five minutes later making a Gay Bomb while riding a donkey to the nearest lactation center to have his Supernumerary Nipple pumped.

    While trying to help George II avoid a Toilet Related Death, Simpson negligently consumed a Tomacco Tomato and failed to save George II from a Closet death. The ensuing thump alerted George?s German valet de chamber who rushed to the commode only to find George II Face Down dead.

    Simpson, ever the fool, remembered the crayons impacted in his nasal passages as he pondered Mitchells dripping nipple and George II foul farewell. Digging deeply into his left most nostril, Simpson extracted not a crayon but instead a rather large and distinctly green booger which he rationalized was not only savory looking but probably healthy too and thereby consumed it with gusto. The bacteria died quickly in the toilet surrounded by a soupy Tomacco puree while Simpson?s Alien Hand went for his Gay Bomb and
    Lactated whilst hypnotized by the Erection Once Dead.

    The End
    Air Force Goodies

  14. Force says:

    By holding its head down against the ground, the Death Erection seems to take on a life of its own. In addition the male individual dies face-down in the throws of fatal hilarity while consuming figs. But you can find Mitchell twenty-five minutes later making a Gay Bomb while riding a donkey to the nearest lactation center to have his Supernumerary Nipple pumped.

    While trying to help George II avoid a Toilet Related Death, Simpson negligently consumed a Tomacco Tomato and failed to save George II from a Closet death. The ensuing thump alerted George?s German valet de chamber who rushed to the commode only to find George II Face Down dead.

    Simpson, ever the fool, remembered the crayons impacted in his nasal passages as he pondered Mitchells dripping nipple and George II foul farewell. Digging deeply into his left most nostril, Simpson extracted not a crayon but instead a rather large and distinctly green booger which he rationalized was not only savory looking but probably healthy too and thereby consumed it with gusto. The bacteria died quickly in the toilet surrounded by a soupy Tomacco puree while Simpson?s Alien Hand went for his Gay Bomb and
    Lactated whilst hypnotized by the Erection Once Dead.

    The End
    Air Force Goodies

  15. mike says:

    The donkey that ate the figs was actually drunk. Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing it try to eat figs, after he got it drunk. Great list!

  16. Doodee says:

    Thanks for sharing

  17. chertAltele says:

    I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:

  18. Maldita says:

    May I repost this at my blog? :D Thanks!

  19. Q- says:

    I had to copy this and paste it on my note pad to read it properly.. half is bold, half is normal .. are you crazy?

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